1. Don’t come home smelling of other dogs. 2. You must feed me every goodie you eat. 3. Don’t call me or lead me to a bath. 4. Let me outside even though I just came in; there was an area I forgot to sniff. 5. I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me. 6. Don’t shhhh me from barking while you are on the phone; I heard the wind blowing the leaves. 7. Don’t move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed; you have enough room on the edge. 8. Don’t think you can leave a room without me.
9. If it lands on the floor it’s MINE!
10. You will never pee alone again.