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5 x 7 Cats Rules For Humans

5 x 7 Cats Rules For Humans

Price: $16.00
Availability: In Stock

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Add Cat's Name:
Cat's Name:
* Paper Color (See Downloads tab at the top of the page):
* Color of Finials (Wood knobs on the ends):
* Tassel Colors:
Other Comments and Instructions:
    1.    When I lay on my back you do not have permission to pet my belly.
2.   When I meow I expect your attention.
3.   I refuse to use a dirty litter box.
4.  If I sit on your lap you are required to pet me.  
5.   Don’t be angry when I cough up a hair ball.
6.   I don’t have to be friends with a dog.
7.   Don’t be offended when I prefer a mouse over cat food.
8.   I expect you to let me sharpen my claws anywhere I want to.
9.   I will determine when I want to eat breakfast even if it is at 6 a.m.
10. Water is for drinking only.