1. When I lay on my back you do not have permission to pet my belly. 2. When I meow I expect your attention. 3. I refuse to use a dirty litter box. 4. If I sit on your lap you are required to pet me. 5. Don’t be angry when I cough up a hair ball. 6. I don’t have to be friends with a dog. 7. Don’t be offended when I prefer a mouse over cat food. 8. I expect you to let me sharpen my claws anywhere I want to. 9. I will determine when I want to eat breakfast even if it is at 6 a.m. 10. Water is for drinking only.